Monday, September 05, 2005

Recently read one of y leong's post and i tot it was pretty hilarious and a pretty good one as well. so i got his permission and tagged it here. enjoy.

Signs

Well there are desperate single guys, and there are DESPERATE single guys.
The difference wif the latter is that they are full of disillusion and confidence.
He seems to think that every female being within 5 km radius around him is interested in him. How does he know that?"Oh it's very obvious. They are showing me signs"So here I present to u a Dummy guide to:what she does and"what sign it is"
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Walking on the streets :
She walks behind me"She's stalkin me, she must be interested in me"
She walks beside me"She's checking me out, she must be interested in me"
She walks in front of me"She wants me to go after her, she must be interested in me. Nice butt. Hur hur"
She running away from me"She's showin off her bouncing boobs to me, she must be interested in me. Tua liap."
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Talking:
She doesn't talk"She's shy in front of the man of her dreams, she must be interested in me"
She says hi"Wow she's so friendly to me, she must be interested in me "
She ask what kinda girl I like"She wants me to describe her, she must be interested in me"
She says "Fuck off u pervert! Stop grabbing my breast!""Wow, She's speaking my language, she must be interested in me. Tua liap, haha"
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SMS:
She doesn't sms me"She's playing hard to get, she must be interested in me"
She sms me good nite msg and teddy bears"Wow she wrote such nice things herself, she must be interested in me"
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Body contact
She stand close to me"She wants me to bua her! she must be interested in me"
She stands 5 km away from me"she is admiring me from far, she must be interested in me"
She doesn't touch me when we talk"She's nervous in front of me, she must be interested in me"
She touches me when we talk"She's findin my G spot, she must be interested in me"
She punches me in the stomach and kicks my groin"She's sizing me up for tonight, she must be interested in me"
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Status
She's single"She's desperate, she must be interested in me"
She jus broke off"She's lonely, she must be interested in me. Rebounce... Rebounce!"
She's attached"She dunno wat's she's doing , she must be interested in me"
She's married"She Wants and affair, she must be interested in me"
She's married with 2 kids"MILF, she must be interested in me"
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as u can see there's no reason why she can't be interested in you. So stop downloading porn at home and go out to find the signs out there. : )
desmond scribbled at 10:24 AM.
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